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Funny Quotations and Sayings- 3013

Mark Twain Quote on Cats

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.




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Samuel Johnson Quote on Violence

He that is pushing his predecessors into the gulf of obscurity, cannot but sometimes suspect, that he must himself sink in like manner, and, as he stands upon the same precipice, be swept away with the same violence


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James Matthew Barrie Quote on Women

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone


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Benjamin Disraeli Quote on Advertising

Without publicity there can be no public support, and without public support every nation must decay.


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Adlai E. Stevenson Quote on Politicians

A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.


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Bertrand Russell Quote on Belief

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones


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Oscar Wilde Quote on Funny

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.


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Christine Anderson Quote on Colors

I kind of like things slightly out of tune. It makes me feel... intoxicated almost... but in a good way. Like I'm at a carnival in a dream. Not sure that makes sense, but I do have pretty good pitch recognition. I see colors for different key signatures, notes, etc.


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Germaine Greer Quote on Love

If a person loves only one other person, and is indifferent to his fellow men, his love is not love but a symbiotic attachment, or an enlarged egotism


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Harry S Truman Quote on Politics

A leader has to lead, or otherwise he has no business in politics.



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